An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. 21 quotes from Bette Davis
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. 21 quotes from Bette Davis
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. 21 other wisdom & wit from Bette Davis
In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. 3 wisdom & wit from Gerald Brenan
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history. 11 more sayings from Nicolas Chamfort
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. 81 sayings from William Shakespeare
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. 12 wisdom & wit from Thornton Wilder
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. 2 other thoughts from George Jessel
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. 27 quotes from Leonardo da Vinci
Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking. 4 sayings from Marvin Gaye
Marriage is the tomb of love. 4 quotes from Giacomo Casanova
Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three. 18 quotes from Washington Irving
Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence. 2 more views from Dora Russell
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. 20 quotes from Herbert Spencer
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'. 20 more quotes from Herbert Spencer
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. 42 views from Josh Billings
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. 2 thoughts from George Jessel
Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood, the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become. 4 more wisdom & wit from Coretta Scott King
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. 53 sayings from Honore de Balzac
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. 5 other thoughts from Isadora Duncan
I married beneath me, all women do. 3 other views from Nancy Astor
If I get married, I want to be very married. 14 other quotes from Audrey Hepburn
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. 23 wisdom & wit from E. W. Howe
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. 52 quotes from Gilbert K. Chesterton
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity. 53 views from Honore de Balzac
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer. 23 more quotes from E. W. Howe
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. 53 more views from Honore de Balzac
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. 53 quotes from Honore de Balzac
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. 14 quotes from Joseph Joubert
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. 53 sayings from Honore de Balzac
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. 43 other thoughts from Alexander Pope
This marriage is no one's business but our own. 8 more quotes from Bobby Darin
To me, marriage is partly a religious thing and I'm not religious. 5 quotes from Alastair Campbell
What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many? 3 quotes from Angela Carter
Either marriage is a destiny, I believe, or there is no sense in it at all, it's a piece of humbug. 7 wisdom & wit from Max Frisch
Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature. 3 sayings from Julia Ward Howe
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. 18 quotes from Pearl S. Buck
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 21 wisdom & wit from Mignon McLaughlin
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. 53 other wisdom & wit from Marilyn Monroe
Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men. 53 wisdom & wit from Marilyn Monroe
Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage. 20 other wisdom & wit from Christopher Lasch
Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. 59 more thoughts from Elbert Hubbard
Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself. 18 sayings from Pearl S. Buck
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits. 2 other wisdom & wit from John Gay
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. 58 more views from Henry Ward Beecher
For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures. 3 sayings from Mary Augusta Ward
It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership. 3 quotes from Mary Augusta Ward
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. 14 wisdom & wit from Andre Maurois
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises. 14 other sayings from Andre Maurois
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. 14 wisdom & wit from Andre Maurois
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. 5 more wisdom & wit from Red Skelton
Art is a marriage of the conscious and the unconscious. 24 quotes from Jean Cocteau
I adore the theater and I am a painter. I think the two are made for a marriage of love. I will give all my soul to prove this once more. 5 more quotes from Marc Chagall
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. 115 other wisdom & wit from George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us. 115 quotes from George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. 115 views from George Bernard Shaw
Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued. 4 quotes from Robert Graves
One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance. 9 more quotes from Iris Murdoch
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. 3 wisdom & wit from Finley Peter Dunne
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage. 115 wisdom & wit from George Bernard Shaw
Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms. 12 thoughts from Franz Kafka
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. 5 thoughts from Will Cuppy
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. 8 other wisdom & wit from Jeremy Taylor
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. 31 more quotes from Mae West
It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both. 4 more views from Guy de Maupassant
Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends. 22 sayings from Samuel Richardson
Love before marriage is absolutely necessary. 22 views from Samuel Richardson
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. 31 sayings from Mae West
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. 14 views from Ogden Nash
Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself. 8 more thoughts from Jeremy Taylor
Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank. 26 sayings from Jean de la Bruyere
Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough. 5 more quotes from Ingrid Bergman
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up. 14 views from Ogden Nash
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. 63 sayings from Samuel Johnson
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too. 60 quotes from H. L. Mencken
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? 60 sayings from H. L. Mencken
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes. 9 thoughts from J. B. Priestley
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier. 60 quotes from H. L. Mencken
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. 2 more sayings from A. P. Herbert
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. 2 thoughts from A. P. Herbert
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife. 15 other quotes from Cyril Connolly
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. 60 wisdom & wit from H. L. Mencken
But I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating. 2 quotes from Linda McCartney
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. 7 more sayings from Jean Giraudoux
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. 100 wisdom & wit from Oscar Wilde
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. 100 other wisdom & wit from Oscar Wilde
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. 2 quotes from Lewis Grizzard
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. 103 quotes from Friedrich Nietzsche
Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred. 6 more quotes from William O. Douglas
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? 29 sayings from Groucho Marx
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you. 13 thoughts from Jean Rostand
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. 6 more thoughts from Rutherford B. Hayes
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. 100 views from Oscar Wilde
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. 29 quotes from Groucho Marx
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. 24 quotes from Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. 100 more quotes from Oscar Wilde
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. 100 thoughts from Oscar Wilde
I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both. 2 quotes from Catherine Helen Spence
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? 7 quotes from Mary Astell
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. 78 wisdom & wit from Voltaire
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. 5 more views from Abigail Adams
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. 78 quotes from Voltaire
In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being. 39 more sayings from Robert Louis Stevenson
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. 32 thoughts from Martin Luther
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty. 52 more wisdom & wit from George Eliot
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. 39 other quotes from Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. 39 other sayings from Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest. 52 wisdom & wit from George Eliot
Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police. 39 more sayings from Robert Louis Stevenson
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. 74 sayings from Winston Churchill
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year. 14 other quotes from Hedy Lamarr
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. 32 wisdom & wit from Martin Luther
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. 25 sayings from C. S. Lewis
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. 98 more quotes from Mark Twain
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. 68 quotes from Samuel Butler
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. 21 thoughts from Jane Austen
I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage. 3 more sayings from Maria Callas
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. 3 sayings from Sam Levenson
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. 75 quotes from Benjamin Disraeli
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. 21 quotes from Jane Austen
It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer unhappiness. 46 other quotes from George Santayana
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. 4 wisdom & wit from Ellen Key
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. 8 other quotes from Stephen Leacock
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity? 68 sayings from Samuel Butler
More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed. 9 views from Rainer Maria Rilke
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. 75 thoughts from Benjamin Disraeli
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. 23 sayings from Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. 23 other sayings from Helen Rowland
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. 29 other quotes from W. Somerset Maugham
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. 7 views from Joey Adams
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 2 more quotes from Eddie Cantor
Books and marriage go ill together. 15 views from Moliere
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. 10 views from William Congreve
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. 10 thoughts from Tertullian
God invented concubinage, satan marriage. 3 views from Francis Picabia
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. 5 wisdom & wit from Franz Schubert
I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage. 8 more wisdom & wit from Jane Seymour
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. 23 other quotes from Helen Rowland
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others. 23 quotes from Helen Rowland
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. 96 quotes from Benjamin Franklin
Love is often the fruit of marriage. 15 quotes from Moliere
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest. 23 quotes from Helen Rowland
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. 30 sayings from Charles Caleb Colton
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it. 29 thoughts from W. Somerset Maugham
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. 2 other views from Eddie Cantor
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 7 other wisdom & wit from Joey Adams
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. 23 other views from Helen Rowland
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. 5 quotes from Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. 23 more thoughts from Helen Rowland
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness. 96 quotes from Benjamin Franklin
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive. 5 views from Antisthenes
When I get married, it'll be no secret. 19 more views from Elvis Presley
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. 96 thoughts from Benjamin Franklin
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. 32 other quotes from Michel de Montaigne
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. 9 views from John Steinbeck
Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage. 22 other wisdom & wit from Henry Adams
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. 5 quotes from Sacha Guitry
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. 4 quotes from George Ade
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love. 32 more sayings from Michel de Montaigne
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort. 14 more quotes from Jessica Savitch
Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it. 3 other quotes from Boris Pasternak
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. 33 more quotes from Erma Bombeck
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. 3 views from Les Dawson
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. 32 quotes from Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. 47 wisdom & wit from Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once. 6 quotes from Eva Gabor
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. 32 more sayings from Michel de Montaigne
One was never married, and that's his hell another is, and that's his plague. 4 quotes from Robert Burton
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. 4 quotes from Brendan Behan
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. 10 thoughts from Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. 10 quotes from Peter De Vries
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place. 5 more sayings from Sacha Guitry
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. 10 views from Peter De Vries
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 5 views from Sacha Guitry
When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel from himself. 13 quotes from Francois Rabelais
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. 6 thoughts from Phyllis McGinley
Marriage! Nothing else demands so much of a man. 11 quotes from Henrik Ibsen
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. 16 quotes from Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. 16 other thoughts from Henny Youngman
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. 18 other thoughts from Joseph Campbell