The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three. 10 wisdom & wit from Heraclitus
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. 5 other quotes from Henry Fielding
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour! 3 more thoughts from Anne Baxter
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. 15 views from Christopher Morley
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. 24 quotes from Joseph Addison
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. 53 quotes from Honore de Balzac
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. 13 more thoughts from James M. Barrie
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. 22 quotes from William Feather
O month when they who love must love and wed. 6 other sayings from Helen Hunt Jackson
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. 29 more quotes from Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 29 more quotes from Groucho Marx
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. 8 other quotes from Oliver Goldsmith
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. 29 quotes from Friedrich Schiller
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. 14 quotes from James Thurber
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. 14 other quotes from Heinrich Heine
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. 17 thoughts from Sammy Davis, Jr.
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. 3 more thoughts from Charles Simmons
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. 23 more quotes from Helen Rowland
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. 36 more thoughts from Lord Byron
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. 9 thoughts from Ethel Merman
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 2 quotes from Eddie Cantor
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. 23 more sayings from Helen Rowland
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. 8 thoughts from Jane Seymour
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. 2 quotes from John Heywood
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. 36 other wisdom & wit from Lord Byron
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. 4 thoughts from Samuel Pepys
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. 3 other thoughts from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. 50 sayings from Robert Frost