Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

wedding

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. 29 more quotes from Friedrich Schiller

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. 8 more thoughts from Oliver Goldsmith

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. 14 quotes from James Thurber

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. 14 quotes from Heinrich Heine

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. 17 quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. 3 other thoughts from Charles Simmons

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. 8 more quotes from Jane Seymour

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. 9 sayings from Ethel Merman

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. 36 sayings from Lord Byron

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. 2 thoughts from John Heywood

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. 36 quotes from Lord Byron

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 2 quotes from Eddie Cantor

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. 23 more quotes from Helen Rowland

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. 23 quotes from Helen Rowland

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. 3 sayings from Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. 4 thoughts from Samuel Pepys

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. 50 views from Robert Frost

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. 5 more thoughts from Henry Fielding

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. 13 sayings from James M. Barrie

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. 15 thoughts from Christopher Morley

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. 53 sayings from Honore de Balzac

My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour! 3 quotes from Anne Baxter

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. 24 other quotes from Joseph Addison

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. 22 more quotes from William Feather

O month when they who love must love and wed. 6 views from Helen Hunt Jackson

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. 29 more views from Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 29 quotes from Groucho Marx