Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

wedding

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. 50 more views from Robert Frost

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. 5 more views from Henry Fielding

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. 15 quotes from Christopher Morley

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. 24 views from Joseph Addison

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. 53 quotes from Honore de Balzac

My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour! 3 other sayings from Anne Baxter

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. 13 quotes from James M. Barrie

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. 22 other quotes from William Feather

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 29 other quotes from Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. 29 quotes from Groucho Marx

O month when they who love must love and wed. 6 more views from Helen Hunt Jackson

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. 8 sayings from Oliver Goldsmith

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. 29 quotes from Friedrich Schiller

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. 14 quotes from Heinrich Heine

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. 14 more sayings from James Thurber

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. 17 quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. 3 more views from Charles Simmons

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. 8 quotes from Jane Seymour

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. 2 thoughts from John Heywood

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. 23 thoughts from Helen Rowland

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. 23 quotes from Helen Rowland

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. 36 sayings from Lord Byron

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. 36 more views from Lord Byron

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. 9 other quotes from Ethel Merman

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 2 more wisdom & wit from Eddie Cantor

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. 4 other quotes from Samuel Pepys

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. 3 views from Alice Roosevelt Longworth