Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

graduation

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! 16 more quotes from Henny Youngman

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. 13 more quotes from Fred Allen

It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree. 46 thoughts from John F. Kennedy

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars. 59 sayings from Elbert Hubbard

I'm not impressed by someone's degree... I'm impressed by them making movies. 5 other quotes from Richard King

Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know. 23 more sayings from T. S. Eliot

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. 33 wisdom & wit from Erma Bombeck

One half who graduate from college never read another book. 3 more quotes from G. M. Trevelyan