Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

graduation

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. 13 other views from Fred Allen

It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree. 46 quotes from John F. Kennedy

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars. 59 other wisdom & wit from Elbert Hubbard

I'm not impressed by someone's degree... I'm impressed by them making movies. 5 thoughts from Richard King

Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know. 23 quotes from T. S. Eliot

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. 33 other quotes from Erma Bombeck

One half who graduate from college never read another book. 3 sayings from G. M. Trevelyan

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! 16 quotes from Henny Youngman