Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

family

The true poet for me is a priest. As soon as he dons the cassock, he must leave his family. 30 more wisdom & wit from Gustave Flaubert

Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but to a solitary and an exile, his friends are everything. 9 thoughts from Willa Cather

There can be hope only for a society which acts as one big family, not as many separate ones. 5 more wisdom & wit from Anwar Sadat

The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews. 14 quotes from Heinrich Heine

A man should never neglect his family for business. 23 quotes from Walt Disney

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. 46 more thoughts from George Santayana

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together. 23 more thoughts from Walt Disney

No amount of law enforcement can solve a problem that goes back to the family. 2 other quotes from J. Edgar Hoover

God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease. 2 wisdom & wit from Frank Knox

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. 21 wisdom & wit from George Burns

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life? 14 wisdom & wit from Loretta Young

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. 24 thoughts from W. C. Fields

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. 3 quotes from Cary Grant

Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the number of the families who call upon God. 2 other sayings from Christopher Love

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. 33 wisdom & wit from Erma Bombeck

It is extraordinary that when you are acquainted with a whole family you can forget about them. 31 quotes from Gertrude Stein

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. 33 quotes from Erma Bombeck

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. 45 other quotes from John Ruskin

A family on the throne is an interesting idea. It brings down the pride of sovereignty to the level of petty life. 7 views from Walter Bagehot

Every adolescent has that dream every century has that dream every revolutionary has that dream, to destroy the family. 31 quotes from Gertrude Stein

There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom. 32 other sayings from Michel de Montaigne

A man ought to live so that everybody knows he is a Christian... and most of all, his family ought to know. 8 other views from Dwight L. Moody

There is not much less vexation in the government of a private family than in the managing of an entire state. 32 quotes from Michel de Montaigne

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. 3 more sayings from Ring Lardner

Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family. 11 sayings from Clare Boothe Luce

We really were a very musical family. Father managed to buy us a small pump organ, and I just loved this instrument. 9 quotes from Lawrence Welk

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. 50 more quotes from Robert Frost

I talked about my family, my family's so important. 5 thoughts from Jim Valvano

By 1969, when I celebrated 45 years in the music business, I also had 45 people in our musical family. 9 views from Lawrence Welk

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. 42 views from Josh Billings

A fellow oughtn't to let his family property go to pieces. 9 more quotes from Anthony Trollope

I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There is one thing more I wish I could give them, and that is the Christian religion. 10 quotes from Patrick Henry

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. 13 views from Fred Allen

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general. 10 quotes from Novalis

Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family. 8 wisdom & wit from Joseph Brodsky

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys. 8 thoughts from Bobby Darin

This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed. 10 quotes from Patrick Henry

The family is the test of freedom because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. 52 quotes from Gilbert K. Chesterton

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. 45 other quotes from Bertrand Russell

When I remember my family, I always remember their backs. They were always indignantly leaving places. 9 quotes from John Cheever

Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other. 14 other quotes from Joseph Joubert

Most women are pragmatists who have allowed extremists on the left and right to manipulate the family issue for their own purposes. 20 more views from Christopher Lasch

Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent. 11 quotes from Thomas Mann

The left dismisses talk about the collapse of family life and talks instead about the emergence of the growing new diversity of family types. 20 wisdom & wit from Christopher Lasch

The left ask people to believe that there is no conflict between feminism and the family. 20 quotes from Christopher Lasch

The family wage has been eroded by the same developments that have promoted consumerism as a way of life. 20 quotes from Christopher Lasch

The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the family 'gets together' alone. 6 other quotes from Ashley Montagu

The last three decades have seen the collapse of the family wage system. 20 other quotes from Christopher Lasch

I am the family face flesh perishes, I live on. 14 quotes from Thomas Hardy

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice. 15 sayings from Reinhold Niebuhr

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. 11 views from David Ogilvy

A family with the wrong members in control that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase. 47 thoughts from George Orwell

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. 8 quotes from Paul Lynde

Liberals subscribe to the new flexible, pluralistic definition of the family their defense of families carries no conviction. 20 thoughts from Christopher Lasch

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family. 115 other quotes from George Bernard Shaw

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. 3 other quotes from Gracie Allen

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. 117 wisdom & wit from Henry David Thoreau

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold. 14 more thoughts from Andre Maurois

I would rather start a family than finish one. 18 more quotes from Don Marquis

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. 115 more quotes from George Bernard Shaw

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. 115 thoughts from George Bernard Shaw

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. 3 other sayings from Alex Haley

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future. 3 other wisdom & wit from Alex Haley

The family is the school of duties - founded on love. 4 views from Felix Adler

The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business. 24 more wisdom & wit from Lyndon B. Johnson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. 14 other views from Ogden Nash

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. 10 thoughts from Robert Benchley

Classical and romantic: private language of a family quarrel, a dead dispute over the distribution of emphasis between man and nature. 15 other quotes from Cyril Connolly

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. 21 sayings from Leo Tolstoy

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. 27 quotes from Kin Hubbard

The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it. 2 quotes from Margaret Sanger

The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege. 8 other views from Charles Kuralt

Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle. 24 thoughts from Henri Frederic Amiel

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving! 6 thoughts from O. Henry

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. 100 quotes from Oscar Wilde

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. 6 quotes from Rutherford B. Hayes

I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love. 5 other thoughts from Michael Landon

Actors are one family over the entire world. 30 quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt

Women's natural role is to be a pillar of the family. 2 quotes from Grace Kelly

I approached everything, my job, my family, my romances, with intensity. 12 quotes from Gene Tierney

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one. 9 other wisdom & wit from Pope John XXIII

The family is the nucleus of civilization. 25 sayings from Will Durant

The family is the first essential cell of human society. 9 quotes from Pope John XXIII

Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty. 52 wisdom & wit from George Eliot

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. 57 wisdom & wit from Will Rogers

My parents were French and Irish and our family even has Spanish blood-and I do so love the United States and consider myself part American. 5 sayings from Vivien Leigh