Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. business
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. funny
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. poetry
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. funny
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. happiness
Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them. happiness
I would rather start a family than finish one. family
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. art & funny
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. poetry
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with. money
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' work
There is nothing so habit-forming as money. money
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. age
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. age
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. age
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. experience
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. poetry
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream. change