Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

computers

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy. 18 other wisdom & wit from Joseph Campbell

There's my education in computers, right there this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book. 2 quotes from Howard Aiken

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. 7 thoughts from Alan Perlis

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'. 7 more views from Alan Perlis

Today, computers are almost second nature to most of us. 22 quotes from James Dyson

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. 27 sayings from Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. 27 other quotes from Dave Barry

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. 2 other quotes from Mike Royko

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. 13 quotes from Sydney J. Harris

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. 29 views from Pablo Picasso

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. 13 quotes from Jean Rostand

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. 16 wisdom & wit from Isaac Asimov

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. 16 views from Isaac Asimov