Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

government

Here is my first principle of foreign policy: good government at home. 7 other wisdom & wit from William E. Gladstone

A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy. 75 thoughts from Benjamin Disraeli

Democracy is not so much a form of government as a set of principles. 19 more wisdom & wit from Woodrow Wilson

If Liberia has failed, then, it is no evidence of the failure of the Negro in government. It is merely evidence of the failure of slavery. 6 views from Carter G. Woodson

If there are men in this country big enough to own the government of the United States, they are going to own it. 19 other wisdom & wit from Woodrow Wilson

It is the duty of government to make it difficult for people to do wrong, easy to do right. 7 more views from William E. Gladstone

No Government can be long secure without a formidable Opposition. 75 quotes from Benjamin Disraeli

That fatal drollery called a representative government. 75 other quotes from Benjamin Disraeli

The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people. 2 other quotes from Andrew Johnson

The less government interferes with private pursuits, the better for general prosperity. 2 quotes from Martin Van Buren

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed too severe, seldom executed. 96 sayings from Benjamin Franklin

There are three species of government: republican, monarchical, and despotic. 10 more quotes from Charles de Secondat

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. 10 more views from Edward Abbey

All government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter. 37 more wisdom & wit from Edmund Burke

As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything. 3 thoughts from Pierre Beaumarchais

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government. 13 more views from Alexander Hamilton

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. 9 more quotes from Barry Goldwater

It's not tyranny we desire it's a just, limited, federal government. 13 other views from Alexander Hamilton

No government can help the destinies of people who insist in putting sectional and class consciousness ahead of general weal. 24 sayings from Franklin D. Roosevelt

No more distressing moment can ever face a British government than that which requires it to come to a hard, fast and specific decision. 4 quotes from Barbara Tuchman

Nothing turns out to be so oppressive and unjust as a feeble government. 37 thoughts from Edmund Burke

Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country. 10 wisdom & wit from Edward Abbey

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government. 9 quotes from Barry Goldwater

The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people. 12 other quotes from Daniel Webster

The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written. 24 views from Franklin D. Roosevelt

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government. 96 quotes from Benjamin Franklin

Whatever government is not a government of laws, is a despotism, let it be called what it may. 12 sayings from Daniel Webster

Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. 24 more thoughts from James Russell Lowell

Government is not reason it is not eloquent it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. 30 views from George Washington

Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth. 47 quotes from Abraham Lincoln

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst state, an intolerable one. 31 views from Thomas Paine

No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent. 47 wisdom & wit from Abraham Lincoln

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. 30 quotes from George Washington

The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them. 47 quotes from Abraham Lincoln

The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next. 47 quotes from Abraham Lincoln

A government is invigorated when each of us is willing to participate in shaping the future of this nation. 6 other wisdom & wit from Barbara Jordan

Democracy is the form of government that gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. 24 quotes from James Russell Lowell

Every Indian outbreak that I have ever known has resulted from broken promises and broken treaties by the government. 7 more views from Buffalo Bill

I was determined that no British government should be brought down by the action of two tarts. 6 other quotes from Harold MacMillan

It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. 13 quotes from Ansel Adams

It is the duty of Her Majesty's government neither to flap nor to falter. 6 wisdom & wit from Harold MacMillan

Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government. 30 quotes from George Washington

Of all tasks of government the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence. 2 wisdom & wit from John Foster Dulles

Secrecy, being an instrument of conspiracy, ought never to be the system of a regular government. 7 thoughts from Jeremy Bentham

Society in every state is a blessing, but government, even in its best stage, is but a necessary evil in its worst state an intolerable one. 31 sayings from Thomas Paine

The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of government. 30 other wisdom & wit from George Washington

The basis of our political system is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government. 30 views from George Washington

There is not much less vexation in the government of a private family than in the managing of an entire state. 32 other thoughts from Michel de Montaigne

When man lives under government, he is fallen, his worth is gone, and his nature tarnished. 2 quotes from Adam Weishaupt

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. 27 more quotes from James Madison

It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes. 9 quotes from Andrew Jackson

Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. 105 quotes from Albert Einstein

The people are the government, administering it by their agents they are the government, the sovereign power. 9 more quotes from Andrew Jackson

A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring it, is but a prologue to a farce, or a tragedy, or perhaps both. 27 wisdom & wit from James Madison

A pure democracy is a society consisting of a small number of citizens, who assemble and administer the government in person. 27 more wisdom & wit from James Madison

Above all we should not forget that government is an evil, a usurpation upon the private judgement and individual conscience of mankind. 5 sayings from William Godwin

Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace and organized government. 6 other quotes from Grover Cleveland

Freedom only for the members of the government, only for the members of the Party - though they are quite numerous - is no freedom at all. 4 more wisdom & wit from Rosa Luxemburg

Good government is the outcome of private virtue. 3 sayings from John Jay Chapman

I only ask of the government to be treated as all other men are treated. 17 more wisdom & wit from Chief Joseph

Religion flourishes in greater purity, without than with the aid of Government. 27 other sayings from James Madison

The essence of Government is power and power, lodged as it must be in human hands, will ever be liable to abuse. 27 quotes from James Madison

The lesson should be constantly enforced that though the people support the Government, Government should not support the people. 6 quotes from Grover Cleveland

The rights of persons, and the rights of property, are the objects, for the protection of which Government was instituted. 27 other quotes from James Madison

There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. 9 wisdom & wit from Andrew Jackson

Though the people support the government the government should not support the people. 6 quotes from Grover Cleveland

To suppose that any form of government will secure liberty or happiness without any virtue in the people, is a chimerical idea. 27 sayings from James Madison

Conquest is not in our principles. It is inconsistent with our government. 70 views from Thomas Jefferson

Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves are its only safe depositories. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

History, in general, only informs us of what bad government is. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

I own that I am not a friend to a very energetic government. It is always oppressive. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. 70 other wisdom & wit from Thomas Jefferson

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. 16 quotes from Otto von Bismarck

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. 70 other quotes from Thomas Jefferson

No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free no one ever will. 70 thoughts from Thomas Jefferson

That government is the strongest of which every man feels himself a part. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground. 70 other sayings from Thomas Jefferson

The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty. 70 quotes from Thomas Jefferson

Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government. 70 views from Thomas Jefferson

A government must not waiver once it has chosen it's course. It must not look to the left or right but go forward. 16 more views from Otto von Bismarck

Aggression is simply another name for government. 2 quotes from Benjamin Tucker

Government is essentially immoral. 20 more thoughts from Herbert Spencer

I never knew a government yet that wanted to do anything. 9 more quotes from Anthony Trollope

I would have been glad to have lived under my wood side, and to have kept a flock of sheep, rather than to have undertaken this government. 5 wisdom & wit from Oliver Cromwell

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France. 11 sayings from Nicolas Chamfort

Of the various forms of government which have prevailed in the world, an hereditary monarchy seems to present the fairest scope for ridicule. 14 more quotes from Edward Gibbon

Old forms of government finally grow so oppressive that they must be thrown off even at the risk of reigns of terror. 20 other wisdom & wit from Herbert Spencer

The government is tottering. We must deal it the death blow an any cost. To delay action is the same as death. 14 sayings from Vladimir Lenin

The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the opportunity to work out happiness for themselves. 11 more sayings from William Ellery Channing

The second office in the government is honorable and easy the first is but a splendid misery. 70 other views from Thomas Jefferson

A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years. 26 other thoughts from Harry S. Truman

A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it. 26 more quotes from Harry S. Truman

Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated. 52 quotes from Gilbert K. Chesterton

For Forms of Government let fools contest whatever is best administered is best. 43 more wisdom & wit from Alexander Pope

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. 45 wisdom & wit from Bertrand Russell

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. 46 other thoughts from John F. Kennedy

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor. 16 quotes from Hubert H. Humphrey

The most cogent reason for restricting the interference of government is the great evil of adding unnecessarily to its power. 11 other wisdom & wit from John Stuart Mill

The Negro revolution is controlled by foxy white liberals, by the Government itself. But the Black Revolution is controlled only by God. 21 thoughts from Malcolm X

The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world - no ideals. 14 quotes from Golda Meir

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong. 7 other quotes from Jerome K. Jerome

When decisions on nuclear power stations and runways are delayed and the government dilly-dallies, people think they aren't important. 22 views from James Dyson

When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. 26 views from Harry S. Truman

The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government. 58 more quotes from Henry Ward Beecher

By a continuing process of inflation, government can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens. 10 quotes from John Maynard Keynes

Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country. 15 more views from Norman Cousins

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. 3 quotes from Frederic Bastiat

I work for a Government I despise for ends I think criminal. 10 more sayings from John Maynard Keynes

There is a higher law than the law of government. That's the law of conscience. 8 views from Stokely Carmichael

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. 115 thoughts from George Bernard Shaw

If the machine of government is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law. 117 quotes from Henry David Thoreau

That government is best which governs least. 117 quotes from Henry David Thoreau

A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it. 19 other quotes from Alexis de Tocqueville

Acquire a government over your ideas, that they may come down when they are called, and depart when they are bidden. 3 quotes from Isaac Watts

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. 115 quotes from George Bernard Shaw

Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the merger of corporate and government power. 8 other quotes from Benito Mussolini

How does it become a man to behave towards the American government today? I answer, that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it. 117 thoughts from Henry David Thoreau

In other words, a democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it. 19 wisdom & wit from Alexis de Tocqueville

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. 2 sayings from Thurgood Marshall

The art of government is the organisation of idolatry. 115 quotes from George Bernard Shaw

The universe never did make sense I suspect it was built on government contract. 14 wisdom & wit from Robert A. Heinlein

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. 3 quotes from Gracie Allen

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison. 117 quotes from Henry David Thoreau

Democracy is an abuse of statistics. 7 more quotes from Jorge Luis Borges

Government has no other end, but the preservation of property. 15 wisdom & wit from John Locke

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. 50 more quotes from Napoleon Bonaparte

If the law is upheld only by government officials, then all law is at an end. 20 thoughts from Herbert Hoover

It is just as important that business keep out of government as that government keep out of business. 20 wisdom & wit from Herbert Hoover

When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned. 20 other views from Herbert Hoover

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. 60 more quotes from H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be. 13 views from Sydney J. Harris

All government, of course, is against liberty. 60 more wisdom & wit from H. L. Mencken

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. 60 views from H. L. Mencken

Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us. 21 other quotes from Leo Tolstoy

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time. 60 other wisdom & wit from H. L. Mencken

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. 27 wisdom & wit from Kin Hubbard

I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government other than another. It is of no moment to the happiness of an individual. 63 views from Samuel Johnson

It is perfectly true that that government is best which governs least. It is equally true that that government is best which provides most. 8 thoughts from Walter Lippmann

Where might is mixed with wit, there is too good an accord in a government. 9 sayings from Elizabeth I

But let us remember, at the same time, government is sacred, and not to be trifled with. 2 views from Jonathan Mayhew

Let the people think they govern and they will be governed. 15 quotes from William Penn

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. 16 quotes from Denis Diderot

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. 18 sayings from John Adams

A government of laws, and not of men. 18 other sayings from John Adams

I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it. 33 more quotes from Dwight D. Eisenhower

Morals are in all countries the result of legislation and government they are not African or Asian or European: they are good or bad. 16 other quotes from Denis Diderot

The Constitution is not neutral. It was designed to take the government off the backs of people. 6 other sayings from William O. Douglas

The essence of a free government consists in an effectual control of rivalries. 18 more sayings from John Adams

The government is us we are the government, you and I. 36 quotes from Theodore Roosevelt

The happiness of society is the end of government. 18 sayings from John Adams

We must not tolerate oppressive government or industrial oligarchy in the form of monopolies and cartels. 3 quotes from Henry A. Wallace

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? 57 views from Will Rogers

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery. 19 quotes from Jonathan Swift

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. 74 quotes from Winston Churchill

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. 98 sayings from Mark Twain

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. 57 quotes from Will Rogers

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. 98 sayings from Mark Twain

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. 74 more thoughts from Winston Churchill

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. 57 sayings from Will Rogers

To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that Congress was the law of gravitation, and kept the planets in their places. 14 thoughts from Wendell Phillips

We have the best government that money can buy. 98 other sayings from Mark Twain

We live under a government of men and morning newspapers. 14 views from Wendell Phillips

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. 74 views from Winston Churchill

A government, for protecting business only, is but a carcass, and soon falls by its own corruption and decay. 13 more quotes from Amos Bronson Alcott

A tiny and closed fraternity of privileged men, elected by no one, and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by government. 3 more quotes from Spiro T. Agnew

An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. 78 other quotes from Voltaire

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. 57 views from Will Rogers

By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more. 52 wisdom & wit from Albert Camus

Every form of government tends to perish by excess of its basic principle. 25 views from Will Durant

Experience teaches us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficent. 7 other quotes from Louis D. Brandeis

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. 57 wisdom & wit from Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. 57 views from Will Rogers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another. 78 other quotes from Voltaire

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. 57 quotes from Will Rogers

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. 57 sayings from Will Rogers

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third. 78 more thoughts from Voltaire

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination. 78 thoughts from Voltaire

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. 78 quotes from Voltaire

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. 57 more quotes from Will Rogers

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. 57 more sayings from Will Rogers

Today it is not big business that we have to fear. It is big government. 14 quotes from Wendell Phillips