Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

Voltaire Philosopher

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: France
  • Born: Nov 21, 1694
  • Died: May 30, 1778

François-Marie Arouet, known by his nom de plume Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher famous for his wit, his attacks on the established Catholic Church, and his advocacy of freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and separation of church and state. Voltaire was a versatile writer, producing works in almost every literary form, including plays, poems, novels, essays, and historical and scientific works. He wrote more than 20,000 letters and more than 2,000 books and pamphlets. He was an outspoken advocate, despite the risk this placed him in under the strict censorship laws of the time. As a satirical polemicist, he frequently made use of his works to criticize intolerance, religious dogma, and the French institutions of his day.

The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence. God

Perfection is attained by slow degrees it requires the hand of time. time

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. birthday, God & life

We are rarely proud when we are alone. alone

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. faith & power

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great. great

Business is the salt of life. business

Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts. men

I hate women because they always know where things are. women

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. age

We are all full of weakness and errors let us mutually pardon each other our follies - it is the first law of nature. nature

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes. history

Tears are the silent language of grief. sympathy

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him. God

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. art & nature

To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd. God

Very learned women are to be found, in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors. women

The best is the enemy of the good. best & good

There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times. men

He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it. age

It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. war

Society therefore is an ancient as the world. society

Is there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others? experience

Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable. alone, men & time

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best. best & God

The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. death, fear & life

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women. men & women

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. marriage

Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes. history

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. friendship & marriage

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another. art, government & money

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. good

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. death

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. God

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination. best & government

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. God, knowledge & men

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. best

It is vain for the coward to flee death follows close behind it is only by defying it that the brave escape. death

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind. good & patriotism

The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reason. power & religion

To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth. respect & truth

He who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad. sad

To hold a pen is to be at war. war

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. truth

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. power

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. future

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. great

Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die. men

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. imagination, love & nature

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. God

The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year. good

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. God

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third. art & government

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out. best

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. God

Better is the enemy of good. good

An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. government

One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose. poetry

Fear follows crime and is its punishment. fear

I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. truth

All styles are good except the tiresome kind. good

The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in. architecture

Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because nothing can be gained from him. men

History should be written as philosophy. history

What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous. famous

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. government

Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable. work

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. religion

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it. beauty & work

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. love

Common sense is not so common. intelligence

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. God

Nature has always had more force than education. education & nature

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. money & religion

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. funny

He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise. sad

In this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others. good & time

One great use of words is to hide our thoughts. great

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