Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

Voltaire Philosopher

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: France
  • Born: Nov 21, 1694
  • Died: May 30, 1778

François-Marie Arouet, known by his nom de plume Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher famous for his wit, his attacks on the established Catholic Church, and his advocacy of freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and separation of church and state. Voltaire was a versatile writer, producing works in almost every literary form, including plays, poems, novels, essays, and historical and scientific works. He wrote more than 20,000 letters and more than 2,000 books and pamphlets. He was an outspoken advocate, despite the risk this placed him in under the strict censorship laws of the time. As a satirical polemicist, he frequently made use of his works to criticize intolerance, religious dogma, and the French institutions of his day.

Nature has always had more force than education. education & nature

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. God

The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. death, fear & life

Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because nothing can be gained from him. men

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind. being good & patriotism

The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in. architecture

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another. art, government & money

We are rarely proud when we are alone. being alone

The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year. being good

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. power

History should be written as philosophy. history

Society therefore is an ancient as the world. society

It is vain for the coward to flee death follows close behind it is only by defying it that the brave escape. death

Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts. men

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. best

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him. God

He who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad. sadness

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. religion

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best. best & God

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it. beauty & work

We are all full of weakness and errors let us mutually pardon each other our follies - it is the first law of nature. nature

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. faith & power

He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it. aging

Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes. history

Common sense is not so common. intelligence

To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd. God

There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times. men

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. God, knowledge & men

The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence. God

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. imagination, love & nature

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. death

Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die. men

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. being good

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes. history

An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. government

Fear follows crime and is its punishment. fear

Better is the enemy of good. being good

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. God

One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose. poetry

The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reason. power & religion

Is there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others? experience

It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. war

I hate women because they always know where things are. women

He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise. sadness

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great. greatness

Perfection is attained by slow degrees it requires the hand of time. time

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third. art & government

To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth. respect & truth

Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable. work

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. money & religion

The best is the enemy of the good. best & being good

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women. men & women

What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous. fame

Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable. being alone, men & time

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. art & nature

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. being funny

In this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others. being good & time

To hold a pen is to be at war. war

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination. best & government

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. God

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. God

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. greatness

I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. truth

Very learned women are to be found, in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors. women

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. the future

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. God

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. friendship & marriage

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. marriage

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. government

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. birthday, God & life

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. aging

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. love

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare The truth thou hast, that all may share Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. truth

All styles are good except the tiresome kind. being good

Business is the salt of life. business

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out. best

One great use of words is to hide our thoughts. greatness

Tears are the silent language of grief. sympathy

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