Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

Benjamin Franklin Statesman

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Jan 17, 1706
  • Died: Apr 17, 1790

Benjamin Franklin (1706 1790) was an inventor, publisher. scientist, and statesman, who is known as one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America. He was a major figure in the Enlightenment, known as a printer, satirist, political theorist, civic activist, and a diplomat, famous for his theories of electricity. He founded the first public lending library in America and first fire department in Pennsylvania.

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. work

Do not fear mistakes. You will know failure. Continue to reach out. failure & fear

Well done is better than well said. motivation

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. money & wisdom

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands. work

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. food & home

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. being good

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. love & marriage

A place for everything, everything in its place. inspirational

Diligence is the mother of good luck. being good

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. motivation

Applause waits on success. success

How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them. courage

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. love

There never was a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. greatness & time

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. anger

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants. happiness, money & nature

God helps those who help themselves. God

Nine men in ten are would be suicides. men

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. life

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable. love

Beware the hobby that eats. food

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance. knowledge & wisdom

It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man. work

Honesty is the best policy. best & wisdom

God works wonders now and then Behold a lawyer, an honest man. God

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. best, education & knowledge

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. work

Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never. time

He that can have patience can have what he will. patience

At twenty years of age the will reigns at thirty, the wit and at forty, the judgment. aging

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. peace & war

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. greatness

Time is money. money & time

It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it. being good

Each year one vicious habit discarded, in time might make the worst of us good. being good & time

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late. life

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. money

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. business & death

The first mistake in public business is the going into it. business

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed too severe, seldom executed. government

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one. anger & being good

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship. greatness

Remember that credit is money. money

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness. anniversary, happiness & marriage

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. peace

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them. being good

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government. being good & government

The doors of wisdom are never shut. wisdom

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. morning

I saw few die of hunger of eating, a hundred thousand. death

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. money

You may delay, but time will not. time

Beauty and folly are old companions. beauty

There was never a good war, or a bad peace. being good, peace & war

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. being funny & God

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn. learning

Genius without education is like silver in the mine. education

Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody. being good

I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning. death & morning

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good. being good

Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day. being good & greatness

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. nature

Content makes poor men rich discontent makes rich men poor. men

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. life, love & time

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. happiness

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones. finance & being good

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. friendship

All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion which binds us in partnership in the serious work of the world. religion & work

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. men

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. hope

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. learning

Necessity never made a good bargain. being good

Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure. time

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. happiness

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. success

Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God. God

Half a truth is often a great lie. greatness & truth

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. life

Even peace may be purchased at too high a price. peace

The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it. money

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. faith & men

A good conscience is a continual Christmas. Christmas & being good

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other. experience

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. marriage

I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things. greatness

Observe all men, thyself most. men

Fatigue is the best pillow. best

The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason. faith

If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality. time

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue. men

Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste. greatness & time

Lost time is never found again. time

To Follow by faith alone is to follow blindly. being alone & faith

Hunger is the best pickle. best

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing. art

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