Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

morning

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. 3 more wisdom & wit from Sholom Aleichem

You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch. 2 quotes from George M. Humphrey

The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. 50 quotes from Robert Frost

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. 16 other wisdom & wit from Henny Youngman

I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever way God turns my feet, I go. 7 sayings from Pearl Bailey

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. 41 sayings from Marcus Aurelius

We could hardly wait to get up in the morning. 2 views from Wilbur Wright

Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day. 11 sayings from Nicolas Chamfort

'Old times' never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better. 2 wisdom & wit from George Edward Woodberry

I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life. 3 quotes from Miles Davis

In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs. 135 views from Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't think I'm going to do any good work this morning. 2 quotes from David O. Selznick

It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong. 9 thoughts from John Cheever

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. 53 quotes from Honore de Balzac

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. 2 other sayings from Joe Slovo

Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. 11 quotes from Salvador Dali

Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name. 35 quotes from Rabindranath Tagore

The apex of my civic pride and personal contentment was reached on the bright September morning when I entered the public school. 2 sayings from Mary Antin

Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning. 2 quotes from Jack Dempsey

The most efficient way to live reasonably is every morning to make a plan of one's day and every night to examine the results obtained. 5 sayings from Alexis Carrel

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. 59 views from Elbert Hubbard

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. 3 other quotes from Dean Martin

Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day. 10 more quotes from Elizabeth Bowen

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. 3 quotes from Dean Martin

I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls. 117 wisdom & wit from Henry David Thoreau

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. 19 more quotes from E. B. White

In my afternoon walk I would fain forget all my morning occupations and my obligations to society. 117 more thoughts from Henry David Thoreau

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. 117 sayings from Henry David Thoreau

I was so young, and making movies, going to the studio every morning at dawn was magic. 4 thoughts from Natalie Wood

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. 117 quotes from Henry David Thoreau

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. 16 more sayings from Samuel Goldwyn

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again. 4 quotes from Ben Hogan

I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one another next morning. 4 more quotes from Izaak Walton

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.' 24 other views from Lyndon B. Johnson

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. 22 sayings from William Feather

The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning. 63 quotes from Samuel Johnson

The boy who expects every morning to open into a new world finds that today is like yesterday, but he believes tomorrow will be different. 5 quotes from Charles Dudley Warner

In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day. 14 sayings from F. Scott Fitzgerald

No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning. 15 more quotes from Cyril Connolly

The day of the sun is like the day of a king. It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon, a pageant in the evening. 16 other quotes from Wallace Stevens

How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them. 24 other quotes from Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Early this morning, I signed my death warrant. 2 quotes from Michael Collins

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. 29 more quotes from Groucho Marx

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. 8 more wisdom & wit from Helen Hayes

O sweet, delusive Noon, Which the morning climbs to find, O moment sped too soon, And morning left behind. 6 thoughts from Helen Hunt Jackson

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. 100 more quotes from Mahatma Gandhi

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning. 4 views from Aleister Crowley

We live under a government of men and morning newspapers. 14 quotes from Wendell Phillips

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. 32 more quotes from William Blake

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' 57 views from Will Rogers

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning. 19 quotes from Jonathan Swift

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. 74 more quotes from Winston Churchill

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. 2 quotes from Konrad Lorenz

We usually never got out of there before four or five o'clock in the morning. Every morning. So it was rough. 2 more views from Cab Calloway

This morning of the small snow I count the blessings, the leak in the faucet which makes of the sink time, the drop of the water on water. 3 views from Charles Olson

Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning. 68 sayings from Samuel Butler

Morning without you is a dwindled dawn. 26 wisdom & wit from Emily Dickinson

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. 10 other wisdom & wit from Frank Sinatra

In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning. 24 thoughts from Carl Sandburg

We have this morning dropped anchor, just off Williamstown. 2 sayings from William John Wills

Tomorrow morning before we depart, I intend to land and see what can be found in the neighborhood. 5 more thoughts from Christopher Columbus

This morning's scene is good and fine, Long rain has not harmed the land. 2 more views from Du Fu

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief. 5 other wisdom & wit from Franz Schubert

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after. 7 more wisdom & wit from Tallulah Bankhead

It is a matter of shame that in the morning the birds should be awake earlier than you. 21 more thoughts from Abu Bakr

I get up in the morning looking for an adventure. 2 wisdom & wit from George Foreman

Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper. 4 quotes from Charles Peguy

I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning. 96 quotes from Benjamin Franklin

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. 3 sayings from Cary Grant

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them. 14 thoughts from William Arthur Ward

I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening. 2 wisdom & wit from DeForest Kelley

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. 96 more sayings from Benjamin Franklin

Each morning sees some task begun, each evening sees it close Something attempted, something done, has earned a night's repose. 26 more sayings from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What is life, when wanting love? Night without a morning love's the cloudless summer sun, nature gay adorning. 4 more quotes from Robert Burton

What is love? It is the morning and the evening star. 6 views from Sinclair Lewis

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning. 10 wisdom & wit from Peter De Vries

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. 12 quotes from John Barrymore

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. 33 more quotes from Erma Bombeck

I'd skip school regularly to see movies - even in the morning, in the small Parisian theaters that opened early. 4 other quotes from Francois Truffaut

Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not. 24 views from James Russell Lowell

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. 9 more quotes from John Steinbeck

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. 5 wisdom & wit from Richard Whately

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. 4 quotes from George Ade