I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. education
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. love
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. cars & time
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. being funny & life
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. being good & time
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after. morning
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds. education & greatness