Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

cars

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him? 2 thoughts from Oskar Schindler

As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. 7 sayings from Kate Smith

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. 21 more views from Mignon McLaughlin

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. 27 other wisdom & wit from Dave Barry

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. 19 wisdom & wit from E. B. White

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. 27 more thoughts from Dave Barry

Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think. 19 other thoughts from Marshall McLuhan

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car? 115 more views from George Bernard Shaw

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. 19 quotes from Marshall McLuhan

I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker. 4 views from Patsy Cline

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. 21 other thoughts from Laurence J. Peter

Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em! 4 quotes from Patsy Cline

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. 36 sayings from Theodore Roosevelt

Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends. 8 more thoughts from Lewis Mumford

The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer. 4 quotes from Joyce Cary

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. 2 other thoughts from Eleanor Robson Belmont

I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. 17 wisdom & wit from Sammy Davis, Jr.

I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident. 5 wisdom & wit from Patricia Highsmith

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. 7 thoughts from Tallulah Bankhead

Never have more children than you have car windows. 33 quotes from Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. 33 more views from Erma Bombeck

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. 33 more views from Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. 33 quotes from Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. 33 quotes from Erma Bombeck

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. 10 more sayings from Peter De Vries

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. 33 more quotes from Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. 33 more views from Erma Bombeck

By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion. 14 quotes from Jessica Savitch

The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers. 3 views from Adlai Stevenson

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. 16 quotes from Henny Youngman

Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? 6 more sayings from Jack Kerouac

Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood. 2 views from Marc Davis