Please write music like Wagner, only louder. music
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. movies & success
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. morning
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting. war
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. success
Spare no expense to save money on this one. money
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it. music
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. intelligence
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. truth
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? home, money & movies
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words. change & money
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. movies
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job. truth
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life. fear
The harder I work, the luckier I get. work
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. being funny