I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. wisdom
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. time
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. finance
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. time & women
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. being alone, being good & greatness
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. being good
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. being good
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. food & morning
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. love
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. dreams
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. happiness
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? money