Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. time
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. age
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. age & women
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. age
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. good & happiness
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. funny
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. future
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. age
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. funny
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money. money
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. future
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. age
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. money
At my age flowers scare me. age
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. age & funny
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. age
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. failure & success
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. failure, love & success
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. family, funny & happiness
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. age
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. funny