Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark. home
Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. life
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. being alone
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. being alone & being funny
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. Thanksgiving
Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving! art, business, family, patriotism & religion