Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. faith & love
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. trust
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. marriage & wedding
A fool and her money are soon courted. money
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. art
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. marriage
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. beauty
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. money
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. marriage
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. marriage
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest. marriage
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. aging
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. women
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. jealousy
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. home
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others. marriage
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. imagination & love
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. art & women
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. wedding
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. art
One man's folly is another man's wife. being funny
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. beauty
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. marriage