It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. 50 quotes from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. 5 quotes from Henry Fielding
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. 15 more quotes from Christopher Morley
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. 24 wisdom & wit from Joseph Addison
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. 53 sayings from Honore de Balzac
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour! 3 wisdom & wit from Anne Baxter
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. 13 more sayings from James M. Barrie
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. 22 views from William Feather
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 29 more quotes from Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. 29 quotes from Groucho Marx
O month when they who love must love and wed. 6 other views from Helen Hunt Jackson
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. 8 wisdom & wit from Oliver Goldsmith
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. 29 thoughts from Friedrich Schiller
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. 14 thoughts from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. 14 other quotes from James Thurber
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. 17 quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. 3 quotes from Charles Simmons
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. 8 other sayings from Jane Seymour
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. 2 wisdom & wit from John Heywood
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. 23 wisdom & wit from Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. 23 other quotes from Helen Rowland
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. 36 other quotes from Lord Byron
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. 36 more wisdom & wit from Lord Byron
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. 9 quotes from Ethel Merman
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 2 more quotes from Eddie Cantor
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. 4 quotes from Samuel Pepys
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. 3 more wisdom & wit from Alice Roosevelt Longworth