Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. greatness & marriage
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. being good
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. being funny
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. love
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. men
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. work
Too much of a good thing can be taxing. being good
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. love
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. home & men
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one. being good
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. time
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. being good
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. life & men
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign. men
A hard man is good to find. being good
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. being funny
A man's kiss is his signature. men
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. love
The best way to hold a man is in your arms. best
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. success
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. art & love
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. women
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men? men
Look your best - who said love is blind? best & love
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. marriage
When women go wrong, men go right after them. men & women
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. diets
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. dating
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. being funny
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. being good
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success. success