I've always liked men better than women. women
I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. movies
Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life. greatness & romance
I work to stay alive. work
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. marriage
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. being funny, marriage & respect
The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies. movies & work
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? best & time
In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star. business
I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. work
Strong women only marry weak men. men & women
This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. work
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. work
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business. business
Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up. men & women
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. happiness
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. marriage
Sex is God's joke on human beings. God
Old age is no place for sissies. aging
I've lost my faith in science. faith & science
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. being funny