Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions. 3 more thoughts from Abbie Hoffman
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. 98 more wisdom & wit from Mark Twain
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. 68 quotes from Samuel Butler
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know. 68 other views from Samuel Butler
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor. 3 more views from Ty Cobb
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. 16 sayings from Isaac Asimov
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. 19 other wisdom & wit from Anton Chekhov
The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files. 2 thoughts from Timothy Murphy
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. 19 quotes from Anton Chekhov
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. 33 other quotes from Erma Bombeck
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. 29 quotes from Arthur Schopenhauer
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. 33 more views from Erma Bombeck
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. 16 more views from Henny Youngman
In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. 3 other quotes from Edward Everett Hale
There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958. 6 quotes from John Cameron
Medical physics is an applied area of physics. 6 more quotes from John Cameron
I am sure that I have been much more useful to society as a medical physicist. 6 more wisdom & wit from John Cameron
I have devoted much time and energy to helping medical physics in developing countries. 6 wisdom & wit from John Cameron
I was the Chair of the first department of medical physics in a medical school in the U.S. 6 wisdom & wit from John Cameron
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. 15 more wisdom & wit from Norman Cousins
Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only pain we obey. 18 more quotes from Marcel Proust
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. 2 quotes from Alice James
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. 50 other thoughts from Napoleon Bonaparte
I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation. 10 sayings from Taylor Caldwell
I completed medical school at Loma Linda University School of Medicine in 1984. 3 other views from Samuel Wilson
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. 33 quotes from Dwight D. Eisenhower
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. 29 wisdom & wit from Groucho Marx
The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find. 16 other views from Denis Diderot
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. 3 quotes from P. G. Wodehouse
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. 29 more wisdom & wit from Groucho Marx
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much. 2 quotes from Enid Bagnold
And of course, identifying all human genes and proteins will have great medical significance. 2 other quotes from Daniel Nathans
You can die of the cure before you die of the illness. 5 other quotes from Michael Landon