Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

car

The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer. 4 thoughts from Joyce Cary

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. 2 quotes from Eleanor Robson Belmont

I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. 17 quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.

I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident. 5 quotes from Patricia Highsmith

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. 7 quotes from Tallulah Bankhead

Never have more children than you have car windows. 33 sayings from Erma Bombeck

The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers. 3 sayings from Adlai Stevenson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. 10 other sayings from Peter De Vries

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. 33 other sayings from Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. 33 views from Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. 33 quotes from Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. 33 sayings from Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. 33 quotes from Erma Bombeck

By far my most perilous assignment was covering a tank car explosion. 14 more thoughts from Jessica Savitch

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. 33 sayings from Erma Bombeck

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. 16 thoughts from Henny Youngman

Later, my father died up in Marysville. So, my mother and I got in the car and came down to Hollywood. 2 more wisdom & wit from Marc Davis

Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? 6 thoughts from Jack Kerouac

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him? 2 other quotes from Oskar Schindler

As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. 7 other quotes from Kate Smith

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. 21 quotes from Mignon McLaughlin

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car? 115 other quotes from George Bernard Shaw

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. 19 other quotes from Marshall McLuhan

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. 19 sayings from E. B. White

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. 27 quotes from Dave Barry

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. 27 more views from Dave Barry

Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think. 19 other quotes from Marshall McLuhan

Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em! 4 thoughts from Patsy Cline

I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker. 4 wisdom & wit from Patsy Cline

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. 21 more wisdom & wit from Laurence J. Peter

Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends. 8 thoughts from Lewis Mumford

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. 36 other views from Theodore Roosevelt