Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

sports

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. 6 other thoughts from Earl Warren

Sports is the toy department of human life. 3 thoughts from Howard Cosell

Sports is human life in microcosm. 3 other quotes from Howard Cosell

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. 50 quotes from Robert Frost

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it. 5 quotes from Knute Rockne

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. 2 thoughts from Robert Wilson Lynd

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. 2 views from Rogers Hornsby

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. 21 other sayings from William Wordsworth

Major sports are major parts of society. It's not anomalous to have people who love sports come from other parts of that society. 2 more sayings from A. Bartlett Giamatti

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. 2 quotes from Rogers Hornsby

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set. 2 more wisdom & wit from Jimmy Cannon

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. 30 thoughts from Walt Whitman

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. 52 more sayings from Gilbert K. Chesterton

We should confine booing in sports arenas to sport. I love a good boo as much as the next football fan. 5 views from Alastair Campbell

Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. 16 views from Vince Lombardi

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. 3 quotes from Dean Martin

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? 16 quotes from Vince Lombardi

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. 16 sayings from Vince Lombardi

There is a syndrome in sports called 'paralysis by analysis.' 10 sayings from Arthur Ashe

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. 27 other quotes from Dave Barry

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. 35 sayings from Ernest Hemingway

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. 27 more quotes from Dave Barry

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. 115 quotes from George Bernard Shaw

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. 9 more views from Satchel Paige

Most ball games are lost, not won. 12 quotes from Casey Stengel

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. 117 other quotes from Henry David Thoreau

The plays and sports of children are as salutary to them as labor and work are to grown persons. 22 more thoughts from Samuel Richardson

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. 4 other wisdom & wit from Ben Hogan

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you? 4 quotes from Ben Hogan

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers. 20 views from Herbert Hoover

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. 60 more sayings from H. L. Mencken

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. 2 more quotes from Jesse Owens

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero. 2 quotes from Mike Royko

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable. 3 quotes from Tom Landry

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. 3 sayings from Jim Bishop

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. 98 other quotes from Mark Twain

I have never seen a wrestling match or a prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him. 14 thoughts from Hedy Lamarr

Golf is a good walk spoiled. 98 other views from Mark Twain

Ethnic prejudice has no place in sports, and baseball must recognize that truth if it is to maintain stature as a national game. 2 views from Branch Rickey

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher. 3 more quotes from Ty Cobb

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. 19 more quotes from Woodrow Wilson

All sports for all people. 3 quotes from Pierre de Coubertin

Adversity causes some men to break others to break records. 14 more sayings from William Arthur Ward

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. 5 wisdom & wit from Joe E. Lewis

All sports must be treated on the basis of equality. 3 sayings from Pierre de Coubertin

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second. 40 other thoughts from William James

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. 4 more views from Jack Benny

I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain. 3 quotes from Ben Hecht

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. 33 sayings from Erma Bombeck

For truly it is to be noted, that children's plays are not sports, and should be deemed as their most serious actions. 32 other wisdom & wit from Michel de Montaigne