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Jack Benny Comedian

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Feb 14, 1894
  • Died: Dec 26, 1974

Jack Benny was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television, and film actor, and violinist. Recognized as a leading American entertainer of the 20th century, Benny portrayed his character as a miser, playing his violin badly. In character, he would be 39 years of age, regardless of his actual age.

Benny was known for comic timing, and the ability to create laughter with a pregnant pause or a single expression, such as his signature exasperated "Well!" His radio and television programs, popular from the 1930s to the 1970s, were a major influence on the sitcom genre.

Gags die, humor doesn't. humor

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. being funny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. aging

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. sports

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3 more views from John Millington Synge

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. 28 more views from William Butler Yeats

28 more views from William Butler Yeats

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. 27 other wisdom & wit from Dave Barry

27 other wisdom & wit from Dave Barry

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. 74 quotes from Winston Churchill

74 quotes from Winston Churchill