Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

Jack Benny Comedian

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Feb 14, 1894
  • Died: Dec 26, 1974

Jack Benny was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television, and film actor, and violinist. Recognized as a leading American entertainer of the 20th century, Benny portrayed his character as a miser, playing his violin badly. In character, he would be 39 years of age, regardless of his actual age.

Benny was known for comic timing, and the ability to create laughter with a pregnant pause or a single expression, such as his signature exasperated "Well!" His radio and television programs, popular from the 1930s to the 1970s, were a major influence on the sitcom genre.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. being funny

Gags die, humor doesn't. humor

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. aging

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. sports

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