This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! 16 other sayings from Henny Youngman
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. 13 quotes from Fred Allen
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree. 46 quotes from John F. Kennedy
God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars. 59 more quotes from Elbert Hubbard
I'm not impressed by someone's degree... I'm impressed by them making movies. 5 views from Richard King
Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know. 23 other quotes from T. S. Eliot
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. 33 views from Erma Bombeck
One half who graduate from college never read another book. 3 more wisdom & wit from G. M. Trevelyan