Quotes & anectdotes from the wise, the foolish, the courageous & the drunk

the law

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. 12 quotes from George Herbert

A good lawyer is a bad Christian. 2 thoughts from John Lothrop Motley

The trouble with law is lawyers. 14 sayings from Clarence Darrow

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer. 12 other thoughts from George Herbert

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. 24 thoughts from Joseph Addison

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. 53 sayings from Honore de Balzac

The emphasis on the birth of Christ tends to polarize our pluralistic society and create legal and ethnic belligerence. 4 more wisdom & wit from John Clayton

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents. 8 other views from Bobby Darin

Is not liberty the destruction of all despotism - including, of course, legal despotism? 3 more quotes from Frederic Bastiat

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery. 17 more thoughts from Calvin Coolidge

Avoid lawsuits beyond all things they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property. 26 more wisdom & wit from Jean de la Bruyere

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money. 2 thoughts from Mary Roberts Rinehart

God is the King. In him exists all legal authority. 3 other quotes from Orson Pratt

Advertising is legalized lying. 19 more sayings from H. G. Wells

Noah and his family were the only loyal and obedient subjects to the legal power: they alone were saved. 3 wisdom & wit from Orson Pratt

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. 39 more views from Robert Louis Stevenson

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. 57 quotes from Will Rogers

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal. 6 views from Felix Frankfurter

The legal battle against segregation is won, but the community battle goes on. 4 other quotes from Dorothy Day

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. 57 more views from Will Rogers

Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions. 3 quotes from Abbie Hoffman

Justice delayed is justice denied. 7 wisdom & wit from William E. Gladstone

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. 4 sayings from Ellen Key

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. 23 wisdom & wit from Henry Miller

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit. 3 sayings from Addison Mizner

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. 68 quotes from Samuel Butler

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. 3 wisdom & wit from Addison Mizner

All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. 14 quotes from Joseph Conrad

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal. 41 quotes from Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. 2 thoughts from Arthur Baer

Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character. 11 quotes from Robert E. Lee

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped. 2 sayings from William Dunbar

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. 10 other quotes from Charles Lamb

Misery is the company of lawsuits. 13 sayings from Francois Rabelais

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. 7 thoughts from Jeremy Bentham

I'm not a lawyer, and maybe I should have used more specific legal language. 2 more quotes from Sonny Bono

I think a child should be allowed to take his father's or mother's name at will on coming of age. Paternity is a legal fiction. 11 wisdom & wit from James Joyce

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. 10 other wisdom & wit from Charles Lamb

Literature is made upon any occasion that a challenge is put to the legal apparatus by conscience in touch with humanity. 2 other views from Nelson Algren

Legal abortion will never rest easy on this nation's conscience. 5 thoughts from Robert Casey

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. 50 quotes from Robert Frost