Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

computers

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. 16 quotes from Isaac Asimov

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. 16 thoughts from Isaac Asimov

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy. 18 sayings from Joseph Campbell

There's my education in computers, right there this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book. 2 other sayings from Howard Aiken

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. 7 other quotes from Alan Perlis

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'. 7 wisdom & wit from Alan Perlis

Today, computers are almost second nature to most of us. 22 other wisdom & wit from James Dyson

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. 27 thoughts from Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. 27 wisdom & wit from Dave Barry

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. 2 wisdom & wit from Mike Royko

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. 13 sayings from Sydney J. Harris

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. 29 sayings from Pablo Picasso

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. 13 wisdom & wit from Jean Rostand