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Oliver Herford Writer

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Jan 1, 1863
  • Died: Jul 5, 1935

Oliver Herford was an American writer, artist and illustrator who has been called "The American Oscar Wilde". As a frequent contributor to The Mentor, Life, and Ladies' Home Journal, he sometimes signed his artwork as "O Herford". In 1906 he wrote and illustrated the Little Book of Bores. He also wrote short poems like "The Chimpanzee" and "The Hen", as well as writing and illustrating "The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten" and "Excuse It Please". His sister Beatrice Herford was also a humorist.

Ethel Mumford and Addison Mizner wrote a small book The Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1903 as a Christmas present and added Herford's name as an author as a joke. The printer made up more copies to sell and to everyone's surprise it was an astounding success. When Herford found out about it he wanted 90% of the royalties. He was awarded an equal third.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. pet

Only the young die good. good

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. art

Age, like distance lends a double charm. age

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. funny

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